Well, They're Right about Some People Never Evolving

The Southern Baptists have resolved to doubt global warming. God must be really proud of how these "good" folks have exercised the dominion He gave them over His creation. . . . Speaking of intelligent religions and science, this breakaway polygamous Mormon sect has verified why cousins shouldn't marry (really) . . . and why Southern states are the way they are, too. . . . Finally, the fundamentalist sect known as Economists must be very proud of the way the market is going to save the planet from global warming through all the scammy, wormy "carbon offset" programs that even rich nations' governments are pushing.