Yup...I believe they've covered everything.
- Hookers
- Gay Hookers
- Strangling a Mistress
- Fraud / Tax Evasion / Bribing Public Officials
- Warrantless Wiretapping
- Torture
- Sexual Harassment / Phone Sex / Falafels
- Phone Jamming
- Lying to send the country to war
- Destroying FEMA
- Perjury / Witness Tampering
- Illegal leaks of classified information
- Financial Improprities
- Drugs / Doctor Shopping
- Insider Trading (by a presidential candidate, no less)
- Price Gouging
- Plagiarism
- Corporate Conspiracy and Fraud
And I didn't even mention poll dancing. Eww.
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