What Does It Say . . . ?

about this society when these are the headline links on MSN’s “Entertainment” section this morning?

· Gossip: Pitt's 'scary moment' with fan
· Birkhead-Stern tryst alleged; each eyes suit
· Berry announces pregnancy in e-mail
· Goldberg defends Vick in 'View' debut
· Jerry Lewis apologizes for anti-gay slur

Well, actually, we know, don’t we.