Damn you, Bill Simmons...

...so I'm sitting here, reading Bill Simmons' Grammys Diary, and seeing that he made a lot of the same jokes I did (a variation of the Jamie Foxx "Have I been with them/her yet?" joke, for example), and I'm stumped: Did I start reading Simmons because his sense of humor was very close to mine, or have I read so much of his writing that his sense of humor has become mine?

Please pick the former and not the latter.