As Rita Rudner Says

When on a plane, never start a game of peek-a-boo with a 2-year-old. I can add never, ever start a game of tug-of-war with a puppy. But here are a few other “nevers” you should keep in mind:

Never try to slip a counterfeit bill past a stripper.

Never try selling cocaine when you’re 93.

Never pass up the chance for luuuuvin’ when it comes by.