Monday, May 15, 2006

Republican iPod

That's right kids you can finally celebrate your conservative heritage with a hippie created, Chinese-made MP3 player filled to the brim with hundreds of hours of pirated music. But, what's the catch you ask? Well, you have to host a party, raise a crap-load of money, give it to the GOP, and then in 8-10 weeks you'll be the envy of your country club as you sport your uber-American iPod. However, if you let it falls into the wrong hands, you might be forced to listen to that evil, evil rock and roll music. Proceed with caution and patriotism.

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