A. Lincoln

So you're a writer and you've got a box of old legal documents and you come across one from May 1853 signed "A. Lincoln." After you clean out your panties, would you think this was cool or what? Turns out Lincoln did some legal work for his, um, difficult wife's family and they, in turn, tried to sue him. Average American family. Anyway, everything looks really authentic so this guy just added a paragraph or two to the most important American biography. Pretty cool.